I told Jake I felt like I was right next to the face of a Cliff, like
Mrs. Huxtable. Jake claimed he was closer to the edge and more about
to break than Bono in 1985.
—Phil
We Are The Worst People Alive
There are few deaths horrible enough for what we deserve. You'll see.
a discussion about poker, farm workers
| Phil: | people who work in fields where they need to read people will always win |
| Phil: | i have played 4 times, first 3 times i won money, this time i got broken. |
| me: | you mean like in between picking strawberries? |
| me: | seems like an odd choice in mags |
| Phil: | FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffff |
| <I unfortunately can't repeat it, but I said something really cool that led to this reaction> | |
| Phil: | buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh |
| Phil: | fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuu |
| Phil: | fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuufufuf |
| Me: | \:D/ |
| Me: | Wheeeeee |
<have you heard me mention that I hate Phil?>
Phil: i want to email these people and be like “your couch would look better if you hadn’t drawn numbers all over it”
Phil: now who is going to buy it?
| <I really hate Phil sometimes> | |
| Phil: | headline: 'Obama meets with Pope Benedict for frank, constructive talks' |
| Phil: | cool Obama had a hotdog with the pope and then talked about building stuff |
Sorry its been so long. Dont worry, still have the worst brain around; to wit:
travyo: will never buy another VW. I’ve owned a beetle, golf, & westie and loved every one but my wife’s ‘06 Passat has chronic issues. Lame!
joeym: @travyo do you mean you have a stack of these http://bit.ly/ARZR6 in the trunk?
via twittard natch.
| Someone: | Girls are always talking about finding a soul mates... |
| Jake: | Korean Sailors? |
A while ago I sent this reply to an email in my inbox:
Dear xxxplosive_satchel87866,
When I first received your most recent email I was filled with delight for, not only am I president of the local ornithologist chapter, but also I took a trip to France in the first year of my marriage 30 years ago. What I remember most were the small birds flitting around Notre Dame playing amongst the tourists and Parisians alike.
However upon clicking on the link “Paris Swallows” I was entirely surprised at the video that loaded. I am afraid you have had a mix up in your address book. Please do correct it as I do not believe my heart can take any future videos in this genre.
Yours,
Horace “laser_scepter[420Blitzzz]” Whilmont
| <A conversation about dentistry and dental visits between Phil and his girlfriend Beth> | |
| Beth: | Anyway, the last time I was under anesthesia... |
| Phil: | What a minute what?! Since when are you getting with Russian girls? This changes everything! |
http://veryserious.org/2009/03/review/the-watchmen#comment-17296 
I think this is probably a good example of me at my worst.
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