March 2009
8 posts
A while ago I sent this reply to an email in my inbox:
Dear xxxplosive_satchel87866,
When I first received your most recent email I was filled with delight for, not only am I president of the local ornithologist chapter, but also I took a trip to France in the first year of my marriage 30 years ago. What I remember most were the small birds flitting around Notre Dame playing amongst the tourists...
Beth: Anyway, the last time I was under anesthesia...
Phil: What a minute what?! Since when are you getting with Russian girls? This changes everything!
http://veryserious.org/2009/03/review/the-watchmen#... →
I think this is probably a good example of me at my worst.
Andy: and drives me nuts.
Jon: An inline 6 cyclinder 2.8 liter engine drives my nuts.
My homie Jon recently purchased a BMW is the thing. I wish there was an emoticon for . I guess there is "orz" which will have to do.
Phil: i get really worked up about things i don't like too but they're very specific things, you get more worked up over broad principles
Phil: not to say your concerns are more or less valid than mine
Phil: but i just noticed it
Joe: Like "don't sleep with the dude on the first date"?
Phil: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Phil: crying
Joe: booo yaaaaa
A while ago I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my friend Phil and some others. For one of the questions the answer was “Stamp Collectors”. Phil responded with:
Oh wow, I had thought the answer would be wine-makers. I guess I stamp collected.
Just typing this out makes me want to find a hammer then find Phil then apply the former to the latter. Vigorously.
This is from the comments over at very serious.
Phil: Ching you shouldn’t wear one-piece bathing suits that pop off, it could get you in trouble at the beach! Waaaaaaah! Also since you are pregnant you should dress like M.I.A.
Joe: In rags?
Phil: No Joe, I don’t mean...
Joe: It has left its indelible stain on your argument
Phil: No it's delible!