We Are The Worst People Alive

Mar 06

• Andy: <edited> and <edited> drives me nuts.
• Jon: An inline 6 cyclinder 2.8 liter engine drives my nuts.
• My homie Jon recently purchased a BMW is the thing. I wish there was an emoticon for <dies>. I guess there is "orz" which will have to do.

Mar 04

• Phil: i get really worked up about things i don't like too but they're very specific things, you get more worked up over broad principles
• Phil: not to say your concerns are more or less valid than mine
• Phil: but i just noticed it
• Joe: Like "don't sleep with the dude on the first date"?
• Phil: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
• Phil: crying
• Joe: booo yaaaaa

Mar 03

A while ago I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my friend Phil and some others. For one of the questions the answer was “Stamp Collectors”. Phil responded with:

Oh wow, I had thought the answer would be wine-makers. I guess I stamp collected.

Just typing this out makes me want to find a hammer then find Phil then apply the former to the latter. Vigorously.

Mar 02

This is from the comments over at very serious.

• Phil: Ching you shouldn’t wear one-piece bathing suits that pop off, it could get you in trouble at the beach! Waaaaaaah! Also since you are pregnant you should dress like M.I.A.
• Joe: In rags?
• Phil: No Joe, I don’t mean like she is missing in action. When I read your comment I wrote your name on a piece of paper and then punched the paper.

• <a discussion on whether or not there is "only one way to rock" as S. Haggar claims.>
• Joe: It has left its indelible stain on your argument
• Phil: No it's delible!