We Are The Worst People Alive

March 6, 2009

Andy:	<edited> and <edited> drives me nuts.
Jon:	An inline 6 cyclinder 2.8 liter engine drives my nuts.
My homie Jon recently purchased a BMW is the thing. I wish there was an emoticon for <dies>. I guess there is "orz" which will have to do.

March 4, 2009

Phil:	i get really worked up about things i don't like too but they're very specific things, you get more worked up over broad principles
Phil:	not to say your concerns are more or less valid than mine
Phil:	but i just noticed it
Joe:	Like "don't sleep with the dude on the first date"?
Phil:	Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Phil:	crying
Joe:	booo yaaaaa

March 3, 2009

A while ago I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my friend Phil and some others. For one of the questions the answer was “Stamp Collectors”. Phil responded with:

Oh wow, I had thought the answer would be wine-makers. I guess I stamp collected.

Just typing this out makes me want to find a hammer then find Phil then apply the former to the latter. Vigorously.

March 2, 2009

This is from the comments over at very serious.

Phil: Ching you shouldn’t wear one-piece bathing suits that pop off, it could get you in trouble at the beach! Waaaaaaah! Also since you are pregnant you should dress like M.I.A.
Joe: In rags?
Phil: No Joe, I don’t mean like she is missing in action. When I read your comment I wrote your name on a piece of paper and then punched the paper.

March 2, 2009

<a discussion on whether or not there is "only one way to rock" as S. Haggar claims.>
Joe:	It has left its indelible stain on your argument
Phil:	No it's delible!