A while ago I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my friend Phil and some others. For one of the questions the answer was “Stamp Collectors”. Phil responded with:
Oh wow, I had thought the answer would be wine-makers. I guess I stamp collected.
Just typing this out makes me want to find a hammer then find Phil then apply the former to the latter. Vigorously.
This is from the comments over at very serious.
- Phil: Ching you shouldn’t wear one-piece bathing suits that pop off, it could get you in trouble at the beach! Waaaaaaah! Also since you are pregnant you should dress like M.I.A.
- Joe: In rags?
- Phil: No Joe, I don’t mean like she is missing in action. When I read your comment I wrote your name on a piece of paper and then punched the paper.
