A while ago I sent this reply to an email in my inbox:
Dear xxxplosive_satchel87866,
When I first received your most recent email I was filled with delight for, not only am I president of the local ornithologist chapter, but also I took a trip to France in the first year of my marriage 30 years ago. What I remember most were the small birds flitting around Notre Dame playing amongst the tourists and Parisians alike.
However upon clicking on the link “Paris Swallows” I was entirely surprised at the video that loaded. I am afraid you have had a mix up in your address book. Please do correct it as I do not believe my heart can take any future videos in this genre.
Yours,
Horace “laser_scepter[420Blitzzz]” Whilmont
